"It's weird, I never wish anything bad upon anybody, except two or three old girlfriends."

-- Carrot Top

#Girlfriend Quotes #Two Quotes #Dating Quotes

“I grew up with nothing, so whenever I got to where I could have something I felt like I needed to have everything I couldn't have when I was young.”

Source : "Biography / Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“Readers are lucky - they will never be bored or lonely.”
“Two hundred years ago, our Founding Fathers gave us a democracy. It was based upon the simple, yet noble, idea that government derives its validity from the consent of the governed.”
“The real secret of magic is that there is no magic.”
“It is difficult to keep quiet if you have nothing to do”

Source : T. E. Lawrence (2015). “The Collected Works of Lawrence of Arabia (Unabridged): Seven Pillars of Wisdom + The Mint + The Evolution of a Revolt + Complete Letters (Including Translations of The Odyssey and The Forest Giant)”, p.1261, e-artnow
“When I started in films, it never really occurred to me that I could make a career out of acting.”
“The most glorious moments in your life are not the so-called days of success, but rather those days when out of dejection and despair you feel rise in you a challenge to life, and the promise of future accomplishments.”
“Nature gropes and blunders and performs the crudest acts. There is no steady advance upward. There is no design.”

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