Rip Taylor famous quotes
Last updated: Sep 5, 2024
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Carrot Top... I gave him advice once and he ran with it. He should thank me.
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Red Skelton... I broke into tears when I met him.
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Because someone stole Gregory Peck's star on Hollywood Blvd., I have hired a Brink's guard to protect my star!
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I have a new joke today. Martha Stewart's on suicide watch. They had to unplug all of her ovens.
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I was supposed to be on the Tonight Show but I broke my shoulder instead.
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I went to Sirius Satellite Radio and did my show, Rapping With Rip.
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Marty Richards is an angel on Earth. A producer that does what he says he'll do. He helped me greatly.
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Sacred cows make the tastiest hamburger.
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It is an easy thing for one whose foot is on the outside of calamity to give advice and to rebuke the sufferer.
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When you encounter seemingly good advice that contradicts other seemingly good advice, ignore them both.
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Like love, the light or guidance of truth that influences us exists only in living form, not in principles or rules or expectations or advice, however widely circulated
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The soul should be examined in the light of other souls.
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This is what the Sabbath should feel like. A pause. Not just a minor pause, but a major pause. Not just lowering the volume, but a muting. As the famous rabbi Abraham Joshua Heschel put it, the Sabbath is a sanctuary in time.
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He did say I fascinated him, but he really should have clarified to me that I was just the fascination for the day.
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The only reason you should be in college is to destroy it.
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Carrot Top is a nickname that people call me and I thought that it was more marketable.
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I am a rune a carrot a little joke
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