Johnny Knoxville famous quotes

I just love that spirit that makes people do things that they probably shouldn't.
-- Johnny Knoxville

#Adventure #People #Spirit

I'm not looking to lose anything. I'm looking to continue making movies.
-- Johnny Knoxville

You can tell it's good if you light it and a blue flame comes up; that means it's good moonshine and it won't make you go blind.
-- Johnny Knoxville

#Mean #Eye #Light

My parents said that I was nine months old and would throw myself out of the crib onto the floor continually. As soon as they left the room after putting me back in they'd hear a big bump and I'd be on the floor again.
-- Johnny Knoxville

#Parent #Bumps #Nine

People think by challenging me they're going to show they're tough. But I'm not tough. Decent drinker. Not such a bad kisser. But not a great fighter.
-- Johnny Knoxville

#Thinking #People #Challenges

I do get obsessed with constantly thinking of ideas, all day long, but that's just how it is.
-- Johnny Knoxville

#Thinking #Ideas #Long

I'm lucky enough to be with someone, and I am happy.
-- Johnny Knoxville

#Lucky #Enough

Everyone gets hurt, but I've probably had the most injuries.
-- Johnny Knoxville

#Hurt #Injury

I have a whole slew of doctors. I can count eight in my phone right now - eight different doctors, all for different parts of my body. I have specialists.
-- Johnny Knoxville

#Doctors #Eight #Phones

Suffering will get you great footage. I don't know about closer to God. Although there have been times when I've suffered to the point where I think I might be about to meet him.
-- Johnny Knoxville

#Thinking #Suffering #Might

I'm the fun dad, I am also the disciplinarian.
-- Johnny Knoxville

#Fun #Dad

People go to car races to watch the crashes.
-- Johnny Knoxville

#Race #People #Car

I don't care what other people think.
-- Johnny Knoxville

#Thinking #People #Care

I want to do dramas. I want to do comedies.
-- Johnny Knoxville

#Drama #Want #Comedy

Being a complete juvenile delinquent helped me grow up a little.
-- Johnny Knoxville

#Growing Up #Littles #Juvenile

People try to challenge me in bars every now and then. As long as they're not physical I just walk away, but if they get physical then I just end up in a fight.
-- Johnny Knoxville

#Fighting #Long #People

Everything you see on screen is real. By doing what we do, there's naturally going to be a lot of grimacing. And whimpering.
-- Johnny Knoxville

#Real

I love the tabloids except for when I'm in 'em.
-- Johnny Knoxville

#Ems #Tabloids

I think everyone roots for the underdog.
-- Johnny Knoxville

#Thinking #Roots #Underdog

A couple days before the stunts, if I'm doing something particularly dangerous, I will go over every worst-case scenario in my head, like this could happen, this could happen, this could happen, this could happen. I try to think about that to where it's ingrained in me.
-- Johnny Knoxville

#Couple #Thinking #Trying

Coal mining is tough. Acting is just tedious.
-- Johnny Knoxville

#Acting #Coal #Tough

I pretty much operate on adrenaline and ignorance.
-- Johnny Knoxville

#Ignorance #Adrenaline

I love Louisiana. It's amazing.
-- Johnny Knoxville

#Louisiana

It's a real primal thing, watching someone get hurt. It's funny and accessible.
-- Johnny Knoxville

#Funny #Hurt #Real

I'm so uncoordinated, I can't really do that much, so my specialty is standing in one spot or holding on to something, like an exploding rocket or a jetski.
-- Johnny Knoxville

#Rockets #Holding On #Spots

I actually got stabbed at my friend's bachelor party. In real life.
-- Johnny Knoxville

#Real #Party #Bachelors

I think I'm a little concussed.
-- Johnny Knoxville

#Thinking #Littles

You were about five feet short of a ten feet jump?
-- Johnny Knoxville

#Gnarly #Feet

What calmed me down finally was when my girlfriend got pregnant.
-- Johnny Knoxville

#Girlfriend #My Girlfriend #Pregnant

It's unfortunate when kids get hurt, but I wish parents would monitor what their kids are doing and watching. It's common sense, really.
-- Johnny Knoxville

#Hurt #Kids #Common Sense

I don't remember the first stunt I ever did.
-- Johnny Knoxville

#Firsts #Remember

I was a really bad kid. Then, I got sweet as I got older.
-- Johnny Knoxville

#Sweet #Kids

Doctors have told me I have a high pain threshold, but I can only know what I feel. I think I'm good at minimising the pain and being indifferent to it.
-- Johnny Knoxville

#Pain #Thinking #Doctors

A lot of stand-up comedy guys, when they get a little famous, just give up their stand-up career, and it cancels out the thing that set them apart.
-- Johnny Knoxville

#Giving Up #Careers #Guy

I have a full grown, semi-nude man bound with duct tape in my truck and I was trying to get out to the desert to bury him. How do I get to 5 South?
-- Johnny Knoxville

#Men #Trying #Tape

But I can still lick the spoon!
-- Johnny Knoxville

#Spoons #Stills

I feel like my eyes have gonorrhea.
-- Johnny Knoxville

#Eye #Gonorrhea #Feels

If someone hits me I consider it a challenge.
-- Johnny Knoxville

#Challenges

I just try to think of all the things that could go wrong so in that split second when it happens, maybe your body reacts in a way where it protects you just a little.
-- Johnny Knoxville

#Thinking #Trying #Body

I'm just basking in the glory.
-- Johnny Knoxville

#Glory #Basking