"I have a new joke today. Martha Stewart's on suicide watch. They had to unplug all of her ovens."

-- Rip Taylor

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“Do you know the difference between education and experience? Education is when you read the fine print; experience is what you get when you don't.”

Source : Randy Pausch (2008). “The Last Lecture”, p.147, Hachette UK
“To live as fully, as completely as possible, to be happy ... is the true aim and end to life.”
“In New York, I like it when you can get bagels at 3 in the morning.”
“It's hard for people to see you one way, but you're really the other way, so it's kind of like, 'Who am I, who are you?' Sometimes, I confuse even myself.”
“Sight is a faculty; seeing is an art.”

Source : George Perkins Marsh (1864). “Man and Nature: Or, Physical Geography as Modified by Human Action”, p.10, New York : C. Scribner
“A friend is one soul abiding in two bodies.”
“I never give up on my players, and I'll never give up on people.”
“This is the essence of God's sovereignty; His absolute independence to do as He pleases and His absolute control over the actions of all His creatures. No creature, person, or empire can either thwart His will or act outside the bounds of His will.”

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