Paul Lynde famous quotes

Sandwiches are wonderful. You don't need a spoon or a plate!
-- Paul Lynde

#Food #Sandwiches #Spoons

I sang in the choir for years, even though my family belonged to another church.
-- Paul Lynde

#Funny #Life #Family

Food was a constant topic of conversation in our household.
-- Paul Lynde

#Topics #Comedy #Conversation

A room is like a stage. If you see it without lighting, it can be the coldest place in the world.
-- Paul Lynde

#Rooms #World #Comedy

I think basically an actor is a salesman.
-- Paul Lynde

#Thinking #Actors #Salesman

If I ever completely lost my nervousness I would be frightened half to death.
-- Paul Lynde

#Would Be #Half #Comedy

My table seats eight, so that's my maximum. Having a small number of guests is the only way to generate good conversation. Besides, your whole house doesn't get wrecked that way.
-- Paul Lynde

#Numbers #Eight #House

I don't always prepare such rich meals. Sometimes I'll just serve a simple quiche, salad and dessert for dinner. During the week I try to eat lightly.
-- Paul Lynde

#Simple #Trying #Meals

I often go on a liquid fast a couple of days a week. I never take just water. Instead, I'll have maybe six glasses of vegetable and fruit juices a day.
-- Paul Lynde

#Couple #Glasses #Vegetables

Outsiders develop humor as a defense; why do you think most comedians are gay or Jewish?
-- Paul Lynde

#Gay #Thinking #Comedian

I cant stand those food cult people who bring their own food into the house. All those little thermoses and paper bags-it makes the other guests uncomfortable.
-- Paul Lynde

#People #House #Bags

My following is straight. I'm so glad.
-- Paul Lynde

#Glad #Following

When I said I didn't have a cent, I didn't. I used to get annoyed with people who said they were broke when they had five dollars.
-- Paul Lynde

#People #Annoyed #Dollars

I don't know who the hell Paul Lynde is, or why he's funny, and I prefer it to be a mystery to me.
-- Paul Lynde

#Mystery #Recycling #Hell

I may find something that looks interesting and then go on to alter the recipe by adding spices, things of my own. I also look for time-saving recipes, dishes that can be prepared ahead and stored.
-- Paul Lynde

#Interesting #Spices #Goes On

The dining room in my old house was truly magnificent, but by far the worst room for conversation. I'd get up from the table, a very long table, and somebody would always say, Paul, I never got to talk to you.
-- Paul Lynde

#Long #House #Dining

I laughed all the way through Love Story.
-- Paul Lynde

#Stories #Way #Love Story

Comedy is exaggerated realism. It can be stretched to the almost ludicrous, but it must always be believable.
-- Paul Lynde

#Comedy #Realism

I'm Liberace without a piano.
-- Paul Lynde

#Piano

It was the worst moment of my life. The producer came up and talked me back into going on stage.
-- Paul Lynde

#Comedy #Moments #Stage

Women are my best friends, my best audience. If I look out from the stage and see a lot of men, I know I'm in trouble
-- Paul Lynde

#Men #My Best Friend #Looks

The whole romantic part of my life was a wipeout. I didn't even own a belt.
-- Paul Lynde

#Comedy #Belts

My kitchen is not a place to live in. I made it white so I can tell instantly if it's not clean-and I like it clean enough to be able to eat off the floors-or the tables,for that matter.
-- Paul Lynde

#White #Kitchen #Tables

I have an ulcer. It has an IQ of 185.
-- Paul Lynde

#Ulcers

I don't understand why people don't remember my name.
-- Paul Lynde

#Names #People #Remember

If I hadn't become a celebrity, I'd probably be an alcoholic.
-- Paul Lynde

#Alcoholics

If I'm not working, I don't know what to do.
-- Paul Lynde

My body may have been abused, but it certainly hasn't been neglected.
-- Paul Lynde

#May #Body #Neglected

As far as cookbooks go, I think Joy of Cooking is a classic. I've used it over and over again. Julia Child frustrates me. By the time you get all her herbs together, you're exhausted
-- Paul Lynde

#Children #Thinking #Joy

I can't even get three weeks off to have cosmetic surgery.
-- Paul Lynde

#Hilarious #Cosmetics #Three

I feel now it's useless to keep hoping. The way things are today, we live in a world that needs laughter, and I've decided if I can make people laugh, I'm making a more important contribution.
-- Paul Lynde

#Happiness #Laughter #People

A closet full of wire hangers can be the most dangerous place in the world.
-- Paul Lynde

#Wire #World #Closets

I wish I had the nerve not to tip.
-- Paul Lynde

#Funny #Life #Witty

My father was adamant in his disapproval of my interest in show business.
-- Paul Lynde

#Father #Interest #Shows

Learning lines is on my mind until I do know them. I'll read the paper or paint the house to keep from starting to memorize. I've never found an easy way.
-- Paul Lynde

#House #Mind #Paper

Politicians... talk in generalities and lies, and I think they've caused all our grief. They're so awful, they're really funny. I hate thinking this because my dad loved politics.
-- Paul Lynde

#Dad #Lying #Hate

My sisters said, Why do you make those faces? You make yourself so ugly.
-- Paul Lynde

#Sister #Faces #Ugly

My dad was a ham, too. He could sell those women anything. Of all his sons, I was the only one he could trust to sell as well as he could. I was proud of that.
-- Paul Lynde

#Dad #Son #Proud

The doctor's name was Sylvia. I told her she'd have a problem with me because Sylvia was my mother's name.
-- Paul Lynde

#Mother #Hypocrite #Names

Mothers don't want to pinch me or put me in their purse.
-- Paul Lynde

#Mother #Purses #Want

I was obsessed with being rich and famous.
-- Paul Lynde

#Rich #Obsessed

An actor shouldn't undergo psychoanalysis, because there are a lot of things you're better off not knowing.
-- Paul Lynde

#Knowing #Actors #Not Knowing

I have this beautiful antique silver wine decanter that I bought at an auction. I always pour wine from that.
-- Paul Lynde

#Beautiful #Wine #Antiques