Marty Allen famous quotes

Last updated: Sep 5, 2024

A study of economics usually reveals that the best time to buy anything is last year.
-- Marty Allen

#Money #Years #Lasts
If a man works like a horse for his money, there are a lot of girls anxious to take him down the bridal path.
-- Marty Allen

#Girl #Horse #Men
I love people and entertaining. The fact I can still do it, and it's with my wife is phenomenal. I wanna reach 95 years!
-- Marty Allen

#People #Wife #My Wife
When I go see a performer, I don't go to criticize. I just go to be entertained. I don't go to give advice; I just go to enjoy.
-- Marty Allen

#Giving #Advice #Enjoy
The straight man has to know to relate to the comic. When I think of the great comedy teams, I think of Martin & Lewis, Laurel and Hardy, Abbott and Costello.
-- Marty Allen

#Team #Men #Thinking

Well, fancy giving money to the Government! Might as well have put it down the drain. Fancy giving money to the Government! Nobody will see the stuff again. Well, they've not idea what money's for- Ten to one they'll start another war. I've heard a lot of silly things, but, Lor'! Fancy giving money to the Government!
A bargain is something you don't need at a price you can't resist.
Here in the big city people spend their time thinking about work and about money; they don't give some value to friendships and it can be depressing.
They call me eccentric. They used to call me nuts. I haven't changed. The only difference between being eccentric and being nuts is the number of security boxes you own.
Dear Mr. and Mrs. Obama, Thank you for sending me Christmas and New Year greetings yet again. Welcome back to India... Would have loved to host you at my concert in Baroda on the 26th!
No matter how much we learn, there is always more knowledge to be gained. In this connection I am reminded of a short poem that has been in my mind over the years. It reads as follow: I used to think I knew I knew. But now I must confess. The more I know I know I know I know I know the less.
Freedom is the last, best hope of earth.
My paintings are the last paintings one can make.
From first to last it is a dish of rank materialism cleverly cooked up ... . And why is this done? For no other reason, I am sure, except to make us independent of a Creator.
The receptivity of the masses is very limited, their intelligence is small, but their power of forgetting is enormous. In consequence of these facts, all effective propaganda must be limited to a very few points and must harp on these in slogans until the last member of the public understands what you want him to understand by your slogan.

Marty Allen famous quotes

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