"If a man works like a horse for his money, there are a lot of girls anxious to take him down the bridal path."

-- Marty Allen

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“Life isn't always easy, but it's simple.”
“We will stand up for what is right, for what is fair and what is just. Health care is a right and not a privilege.”
“If there is reincarnation, I'd like to come back as Warren Beatty's fingertips.”
“Communication is a science as well as an art. What does speaking precisely mean? You are consciously communicating with another person at that person's frequency, not yours.”
“There is no news value to the content of those [Newtown 911] tapes. The actual audio is of no news value at all, unless you want the thrill of hearing the sound of the actual individual gunshot that might have killed a 7 year-old.”
“I'm more than a little suspicious of humor in poems, because I think it can at times be a way of getting a reaction out of a reader, or an audience, that is something closer to relief: i.e., thank god this isn't poetry, but stand-up comedy. Some poets are really funny, but more often poets are fourth rate stand up comics at best. But they benefit from the sheer relief of the audience.”

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“Now, six months after he sent the military back into combat to take on the terror group calling itself the Islamic State, Mr. Obama has acquiesced and sent a measure to Congress asking it to formally authorize what he has been doing all along. And now that they have gotten what they asked for, few in Congress seem all that enthusiastic about the prospect.”
“The biblical story of Noah can be found in the book of Genesis.”

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