"If I'm not working, I don't know what to do."

-- Paul Lynde

“If Jesus had been a hunchback, they could hardly have nailed him to the cross.”
“Entrepreneurship: 10% coach, 20% player, 30% cheerleader, 40% waterboy.”
“Sooner will a camel pass through a needle's eye than a great man be "discovered" by an election.”
“Take time for all things: great haste makes great waste.”
“Sharon has subverted the whole process by turning it into something sequential and conditional and, of course, by making himself the interpreter of the road map,”
“Here I am paying big money to you writers and what for? All you do is change the words.”
“There are certain stars who are not actors. I don't want to be that type.”
“We continued to move forward without loss of time, hoping to be able to reach the wood described by the Indians before all our horses should become exhausted.”

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