"I can't even get three weeks off to have cosmetic surgery."

-- Paul Lynde

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“Comedians have the ability to feel other emotions.”
“A 5 letter word for happiness: MONEY.”
“All the great things of humanity have been accomplished in the name of absolute principles.”
“Bach is like an astronomer who, with the help of ciphers, finds the most wonderful stars . . . Beethoven embraced the universe with the power of his spirit . . . I do not climb so high. A long time ago I decided that my universe will be the soul and heart of man.”
“With Lean Six Sigma, the tools are the easy part, changing organizational culture is the hard part.”
“Talking to a therapist, I thought, was like taking your clothes off and then taking your skin off, and then having the other person say, "Would you mind opening up your rib cage so that we can start?”

Source : Julie Schumacher (2008). “Black Box”, p.58, Delacorte Books for Young Readers
“Stop trying to make ‘fetch’ happen. It’s not going to happen!”
“When I grew up, you'd see shorts before movies. I know it happened a lot more before I started going to the cinema.”

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