"Comedians have the ability to feel other emotions."

-- Bill Burr

#Comedian Quotes #Emotion Quotes #Ability Quotes

“It's important to have as much fun as possible while we're here. It balances out the times when the minefield of life explodes.”
“Local defense will always be important. But there is no local defense which alone will contain the mighty land power of the Communist world. Local defense must be reinforced by the further deterrent of massive retaliatory power.”

Source : John Foster Dulles (1954). “Evolution of Foreign Policy: Text of Speech by John Foster Dulles Secretary of State Before the Council on Foreign Relations, New York, N.Y., January 12, 1954”
“No more wars, no more bloodshed. Peace unto you. Shalom, salaam, forever.”
“If the gospel of Jesus Christ can be proclaimed as a theology of self-esteem, imagine the health this could generate in society!”
“I've been waiting 13 years for justice.”

Source : "Radio Host, Gotti to Meet in Court". www.foxnews.com. August 21, 2005.
“Whoever prays twelve rakats during the night and day, a house will be built for him in paradise. Four before dhuhr, and two after, two rakats after maghrib, two rakats after ishaa, and two rakats before fajr prayer.”
“New record majority of Americans dislike the two corporate front-runners [ Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton] . This is what Lesser Evil leads to. Enough.”
“I was anxious to get started, There was so much anticipation. I wanted to get in the routine of playing games. It was just nice to be on a team, not competing against these guys in camp [but] trying to work together to win.”

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