"When I told my friends I was going to be a comedian, they laughed at me."

-- Carrot Top

#Comedian Quotes

“Only one thing registers on the subconscious mind: repetitive application - practice. What you practice is what you manifest.”

Source : "It's Do-able!: Power to Unleash Your Dream". Book by Canaan Mashonganyika, 2013.
“The Philippines is a terrible name, coming from Spain. Phillip II was the father of the inquisition, who I believe died of syphilis. It is my great regret that we didn't change the name of our country.”
“A marriage, even one that goes awry, generates claims and needs that persist like an afterglow long after the emotional fire is burned out.”
“To get our universe, with all of its potential for complexities or any kind of potential for any kind of life-form, everything has to be precisely defined on this knife edge of improbability. [Y]ou have to see the hands of a creator who set the parameters to be just so because the creator was interested in something a little more complicated than random particles.”
“The factory workers say that it's impossible to do anything right. If you arrive five minutes early you are a saboteur; if you arrive five minutes late you are betraying socialism; if you arrive on time they say, Where did you get the watch?”

Source : Len Deighton (1964). “Funeral In Berlin”
“You can't hate your origin and not end up hating yourself. You can't hate Africa and not hate yourself.”
“A lot of times, when you're seeing something that you've done, you're thinking about the experience you had making it, not about the experience of the product.”

Source : Source: therumpus.net
“Deep in the forest a call was sounding, and as often as he heard this call, mysteriously thrilling and luring, he felt compelled to turn his back upon the fire and the beaten earth around it, and to plunge into the forest, and on and on, he knew not where or why; nor did he wonder where or why, the call sounding imperiously, deep in the forest.”

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