"My manager has a car payment, so I work every night."

-- Carrot Top

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“What we make testifies who we are. People can sense care and can sense carelessness.”
“The punch that knocks a man out is the punch that he doesn't see.”
“I've always been a fan of comedy, and I understood from a young age that what makes most comedy work is the immediacy of first person experience. I'd spent a lot of time from 1995-1998 focusing almost exclusively on poetry, and it's an incredibly difficult form in which to achieve a sustained comic tone unless you're Alexander Pope.”

Source : Source: therumpus.net
“Ludicrous concepts…like the whole idea of a 'war on terrorism'. You can wage war against another country, or on a national group within your own country, but you can't wage war on an abstract noun. How do you know when you've won? When you've got it removed from the Oxford English Dictionary?”

Source : "Powell speaks with forked tongue" by Terry Jones, www.theguardian.com. February 23, 2003.
“Life doesn't often turn out the way we think it will, does it?”
“Tact is one of the first mental virtues, the absence of which is often fatal to the best of talents; it supplies the place of many talents.”
“It's a very insular political community up there. I think the court's part of that and they're protecting their own. There's no justice in Vermont today.”
“With the abolition of otium and of the ego no aloof thinking is left. ... Without otium philosophical thought is impossible, cannot be conceived or understood.”

Source : Max Horkheimer (1970). “Zeitschrift Fur Sozialforschung”

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