"I have to go out for lunch and dinner because I can't cook. I need a woman to come and save me from my cooking."

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Carrot Top

#Lunch Quotes #Cooking Quotes #Needs Quotes

“I've been horribly depressed (lately), which, as you know, can be terribly time-consuming. I mean, if you're going to do it right, that is.”
“If I had to pick the greatest team player in baseball today-and I have some of the greats on my own club-I would have to pick Pie Traynor.”
“It is easier to perceive error than to find truth, for the former lies on the surface and is easily seen, while the latter lies in the depth, where few are willing to search for it.”
“The direction Eun Gi is trying to go, I don't know. How you're going to go that way. What you're trying to do going that way. I don't know. With what thoughts... With what mind she is taking that way... Even if I ask, Eun Gi won't answer. The only thing I know, is that, I, next to Eun Gi who is going that way, it could be that I can't go that way with her together.”
“I became the first ever Euro-continental champion in WWF history. Well, besides D-Lo Brown, but he doesn't count.”
“I think love and sex are separate and only vaguely similar. Like the word bear and the word bare. You can get in trouble mistaking one for the other.”
“Compositionally I always wanted to be like Fred Astaire.”
“Planets move in ellipses with the Sun at one focus.”

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