"I don't want to be known just as 'Carrot Top.' I don't always want to be this crazy, goofy guy."

-- Carrot Top

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“A profound dislike for merely absorbing knowledge and a compulsion to learn by doing are among the most reliable signs of genius.”
“For a modern ruler the laws of conservation and transformation of energy, when the vivifing stream takes its source, the ways it wends its course in nature, and how, under wisdom and knowledge, it may be intertwined with human destiny, instead of careering headlong to the ocean, are a study at least as pregnant with consequences to life as any lesson taught by the long unscientific history of man.”
“I think everybody is psychic. I think it's one of the things in our subconscious that, for some reason, we've convinced ourselves that it's not real or possible, and luckily, we're getting closer and closer, I think we're using technology to give us these psychic powers that we already had. It's sort of like the idea that you can't dream up something unless it already exists.”

Source : "Swinging Modern Sounds #35: The Location Of The Soul". Interview with Rick Moody, therumpus.net. April 20, 2012.
“The pious ones of Plymouth who, reaching the Rock, first fell upon their own knees and then upon the aborigines.”

Source : Quoted in Louisville Courier-Journal, 4 July 1913.
“Itâ€™s got to be some kind of cult. Anyone offers you Kool-Aid or a hot shower, say no.”
“Primitive does not mean stupid.”
“Never say you are too old. You do not say it now, perhaps; but by and by, when the hair grows gray and the eyes grow dim and the young despair comes to curse the old age, you will say, "It is too late for me." Never too late! Never too old! How old are you--thirty, fifty, eighty? What is that in immortality? We are but children.”
“Well, to aspiring writers, I would tell them that we live in a wonderful time where you're able to make your work visible, easily.”

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