"I didn't really have a plan of attack when I got in college."

-- Carrot Top

#College Quotes #Plans Quotes

“This isnâ€™t the first time Iâ€™ve faced death, and I donâ€™t intend for it to be the last,â€ I said, repeating the same words heâ€™d told me before fighting in that fateful duel. â€œIâ€™ve chosen to live a dangerous life, but itâ€™s who I am, and that wouldnâ€™t change even if weâ€™d never met.”
“When a mother takes pictures of her children on the beach, she doesn't take herself for an artist; she does it for love, which is an excellent reason, from my point of view.”
“I hate partying. If I'm forced to go to a party or a social gathering, I go in at 9:30 and leave at 10 P.M.”
“There is still vitality under the winter snow, even though to the casual eye it seems to be dead.”
“My parents joined in the 60s and at that time it was really important - there was a group mentality. I could be pulling this out of my ass, but I feel our generation approaches things on a more individual basis, like we're more personal and don't need to be a part of a group.”
“In politics, strangely enough, the best way to play your cards is to lay them face upwards on the table.”
“It is the spirit of the quest which helps”
“I hate [ebooks]. It's like making believe there's another kind of sex. There isn't another kind of sex. There isn't another kind of book! A book is a book is a book.”

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