"I was the class clown at school, but at home, my family wasn't very funny."

-- Carrot Top

#Home Quotes #School Quotes #Class Quotes

“There is only one purpose of pentecost; that is to effectively evangelize lost souls.”
“Long live the rose that grew from the concrete when no one else ever cared.”
“The hours of a wise man are lengthened by his ideas, as those of a fool are by his passions. The time of the one is long, because he does not know what to do with it; so is that of the other, because he distinguishes every moment of it with useful or amusing thoughts--or, in other words, because the one is always wishing it away, and the other always enjoying it.”

Source : Joseph Addison, Sir Richard Steele (1853). “The Spectator: With a Biographical and Critical Preface, and Explanatory Notes ...”, p.309
“From watching the news one would think the Iraqis want us out of their country. But an overwhelming majority of Iraqis support our involvement there. Our freedom is contagious and we helped liberate them.”
“Show me what you can do; don't tell me what you can do.”
“I'd like my writing to be recognized with a Grammy.”

Source : Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.
“When you're outside, and everything is highland, it's like nature has its own sound, and that's one of my favorite sounds.”

Source : Source: www.interviewmagazine.com
“Love came hard and very seldom. When it did it was usually for the wrong reasons.”

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