"I would like to be someone like Steve Martin. That's the path I'd like to follow."

-- Carrot Top

“The president is out there today trying to talk about health care, and the reality is nobody cares about what he's saying on health care because this news is consuming everything. No president could tolerate that or should tolerate it.”
“I like chance meetings--life is full of them. Everyday, without realizing it, I pass people whom I should know. At this moment, in this cafe, we're sitting next to strangers. Everyone will get up, leave, and go on their own way. And they'll never meet again. And if they do, they won't realize that it's not for the first time.”
“You are playing a character obviously, and everything you are saying is filtered through that person.Â It is not you that is saying it.Â It is filtered through a character that doesnâ€™t have your own set of values - so it is not really odd.Â Inevitably we help each other with a lot of line-learning.Â Plus there is a familiarity which is quite nice.Â We have done TV together before.”
“One can survive everything, nowadays, except death, and live down everything except a good reputation.”
“There is only one tragedy in the end, not to have been a saint.”

Source : "Catholic Christianity: A Complete Catechism of Catholic Beliefs Based on the Catechism of the Catholic Church". Book by Peter Kreeft, 2001.
“We are a people in a quandary about the present. We are a people in search of our future. We are a people in search of a national community.”
“So you work on yourself as a gift to other human beings. Then you use every situation you have with other human beings as a vehicle to work on yourself by seeing where you get stuck-where you push, where you grab, where you judge, where you do all the stuff.”
“Self government is no less essential to the development, growth, and happiness of the individual than to the nation.”

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