Cathy Ladman famous quotes
Last updated: Sep 5, 2024
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All religions are the same: religion is basically guilt, with different holidays.
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My parents only had one argument in 45 years. It lasted 43 years.
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Marriage is like a 5,000- piece jigsaw of the sky.
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I got a postcard from my gynecologist. It said, Did you know it's time for your annual check-up? No, but now my mailman does.
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Jews can't serve on juries because they insist they're guilty.
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I don't have any kids. Well, at least none I know about.
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Makeup is such a weird concept. I'll wake up in the morning and look in the mirror. 'Gee, I really don't look so good. Maybe if my eyelids were blue, I'd be more attractive.
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Marriage is very difficult. Marriage is like a five-thousand-piece jigsaw puzzle, all sky.
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I think racism is a terrible thing. I think we should all learn to hate each other on a individual basis.
-- Cathy Ladman
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Bad architecture is in the end as much a failure of psychology as of design. It is an example expressed through materials of the same tendencies which in other domains will lead us to marry the wrong people, choose inappropriate jobs and book unsuccessful holidays: the tendency not to understand who we are and what will satisfy us.
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...reality, however utopian, is something from which people feel the need of taking pretty frequent holidays....
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It's so simple to create a delicious holiday meal without animal cruelty. I promise no one will miss the turkey!
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All too many Muslims fail to grasp Islam, which teaches one to be lenient towards others and to understand their value systems, knowing that these are tolerated by Islam as a religion.
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Religion becomes a state of mind achievable in almost any activity of life, if this activity is raised to a suitable level of perfection.
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I am convinced that I am acting as the agent of our Almighty Creator. By fighting the Jews, I am doing the Lord's work.
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A god implants in mortal guilt whenever he wants utterly to confound a house.
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Their guilt made me eloquent because I was not its victim.
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I walk around feeling a sort of existential guilt all the time; and honestly for me this house is a way of feeling less guilty about the universe. - Julia Louis
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If you feel guilty about not "playing nice," then you could easily alleviate your guilt by playing nice.
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