"Marriage is very difficult. Marriage is like a five-thousand-piece jigsaw puzzle, all sky."

-- Cathy Ladman

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“It is with roses and locomotives (not to mention acrobats Spring electricity Coney Island the 4th of July the eyes of mice and Niagara Falls) that my poems are competing.”
“Because I don't take money, I'll go anywhere and do a benefit concert with almost any orchestra.”

Source : Interview with Ken P., www.ign.com. June 21, 2002.
“Anybody can get chewed out. It's the rare person who says, oh my god, you were right. As opposed to, no wait, the reason is... We've all heard that”
“St. Teresa of Avila described our life in this world as like a night at a second-class hotel.”
“I'm an afternoon tea type of girl. I come from a Russian background where we love our teas. So between lunch and dinner after training I come home and I love a nice cup of tea with jam in it, as we drink it there. Black English Breakfast with raspberry jam is my favorite.”
“I've been funny my whole life. This is a gift God gave me.”
“You're the little spoon, aren't you?”
“Who can really say who invents something first in fashion?”

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