"Jews can't serve on juries because they insist they're guilty."

-- Cathy Ladman

#Guilt Quotes #Guilty Quotes #Jew Quotes

“It is not night when I do see your face.”
“I love the combination of smartness, pain, and what one might call conscious postmodern trashiness in this book: a version of the erotic full of nervous tension which animates the sensuality, and also Zimroth's feeling for words, compressed, ironic, withholding, but also 'asking for it . . . the siege, the thrill, the battle fatigue.' A profoundly urban book, of harsh memory and fantasy, set in harsher reality.”
“Obscenity only comes in when the mind despises and fears the body, and the body hates and resists the mind.”
“Virtue is more to be feared than vice, because its excesses are not subject to the regulation of conscience.”
“If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong.”

Source : "Grants: What Could Possibly Go Wrong?". Article by Cecilia Blanford, www.grantprofessionals.org. February 22, 2012.
“Real knowledge never promoted either turbulence or unbelief; but its progress is the forerunner of liberality and enlightened toleration.”

Source : "Dictionary of Burning Words of Brilliant Writers" by Josiah Hotchkiss Gilbert, (p. 366), 1895.
“the car, by bisecting the human outline, diminishes it, producing a race of half-people in a motion not of their own making”
“One thing that I am proud of: I am really capable of laughing at myself.”

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