"One thing that I am proud of: I am really capable of laughing at myself."

-- Penelope Cruz

#Laughing Quotes #Proud Quotes #Capable Quotes

“But the first lesson reading teaches is how to be alone.”

Source : Jonathan Franzen (2007). “How to Be Alone: Essays”, p.178, Macmillan
“I think it's that much harder to make a good comedy than it is straight and apparently serious.”
“I sometimes think that the universe is a machine designed for the perpetual astonishment of astronomers.”

Source : "Mysterious World (Strange Skies)". TV Series, November 18, 1980.
“Everybody is teaching Everybody to Love at every moment.”
“If there was ever a time to boil up some grits it is now.”

Source : Tayari Jones (2012). “Silver Sparrow”, p.314, Algonquin Books
“Tell me who admires and loves you, and I will tell you who you are.”
“You know, it's very clear, as one looks back on history again of the Cold War that, following the crisis in Cuba, following the Khrushchev - beating down of Jack Kennedy in Vienna, that President Kennedy believed that we had to join the battle for the Third World, and the next crisis that developed in that regards was Vietnam.”
“I said to my husband, 'Why don't you call out my name when we're making love?' He said, 'I don't want to wake you up.'”

Source : "Joan Rivers dies: Celebrate comedian's life with her 80 bitchiest putdowns and funniest one-liners" by Steve Anglesey and Carl Greenwood, www.mirror.co.uk. September 04, 2014.

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