"I said to my husband, 'Why don't you call out my name when we're making love?' He said, 'I don't want to wake you up.'"

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Source : "Joan Rivers dies: Celebrate comedian's life with her 80 bitchiest putdowns and funniest one-liners" by Steve Anglesey and Carl Greenwood, www.mirror.co.uk. September 04, 2014.

Joan Rivers

#Funny Quotes #Husband Quotes #Names Quotes

“I definitely did look up to John. We all looked up to John. He was older and he was very much the leader; he was the quickest wit and the smartest.”
“Elrond raised his eyes and looked at him, and Frodo felt his heart pierced by the sudden keenness of the glance. 'If I understand aright all that I have heard,' he said, 'I think that this task is appointed for you, Frodo; and that if you do not find a way, no one will.”
“CBS was very generous in their offer to re-sign me. But I simply want to try something new.”
“I'm a huge fan of Geffen records. Everything about them - their artists, their videos, their marketing.”
“My theory is because I'm Asian and white I sort of look like the future. I'm the melting pot.”

Source : "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“We as mayors have the opportunity to push the envelope and get people thinking, even when it is not politically popular. Cities hold the key.”
“I've heard that shampooing your hair everyday is bad for the scalp.”
“Weakness and strength are necessary for balance. No one or nothing is only weak or only strong. But some of us overlook our weaknesses, and even deny that we have them. That can be dangerous, because denying there is a weakness is in itself a weakness. Likewise, accepting that we have weaknesses becomes a strength. And by the same token, overestimating strength is a weakness. You should not be blinded by your strengths. The feeling of strength is not the same as having strength. Neither should you ignore your weaknesses. Know them well, too.”

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