Judy Gold famous quotes

Last updated: Sep 5, 2024

My doctor said I had OCD. I couldn't believe it. I had to call him nine times to make sure.
-- Judy Gold

#Uplifting #Believe #Doctors
If you're going to hit a car, try to be sure that it's not a cop car
-- Judy Gold

#Car #Trying #Cop
We never talked to each other in my family. We communicated by putting Ann Landers articles on the refrigerator.
-- Judy Gold

#My Family #Refrigerators #Articles
What if obese people couldn't get married?
-- Judy Gold

#People #What If #Married
Twelve years ago my mother gets her cataracts removed. So twelve years ago the doctor gives her these enormous sunglasses to wear to protect her eyes from the sun for 4-6 weeks after the operation...twelve years ago. She still wears them. She thinks they're attractive. She looks like Bea Arthur as a welder.
-- Judy Gold

#Mother #Eye #Thinking
Halloween is an opportunity to be really creative.
-- Judy Gold

#Halloween #Opportunity #Creative
Comedy is the most palliative way to make a point. People are more willing to listen if they can laugh.
-- Judy Gold

#People #Laughing #Way
Joan Rivers broke down barriers, advocated for free speech, and never apologized for who she was.
-- Judy Gold

#Rivers #Speech #Broke
The first time I did stand-up was on a dare.
-- Judy Gold

#Firsts #First Time #Dare
I have a nice little house in LA. Well, the bedroom is nice. I have French doors in the bedroom. They don't open unless I lick them.
-- Judy Gold

#Nice #Doors #House

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