"Twelve years ago my mother gets her cataracts removed. So twelve years ago the doctor gives her these enormous sunglasses to wear to protect her eyes from the sun for 4-6 weeks after the operation...twelve years ago. She still wears them. She thinks they're attractive. She looks like Bea Arthur as a welder."

-- Judy Gold

#Mother Quotes #Eye Quotes #Thinking Quotes

“But courage, child: we are all between the paws of the true Aslan.”
“It may not necessarily be the way I would like to see it happen, but the reality is we could still bring millions of people out of the darkness into the light.”
“Mindfulness practices enhance the connection between our body, our mind and everything else that is around us. Mindful living is the key to understanding our struggles with weight and to empowering us to control our weight.”
“Two paradoxes are better than one they may even suggest a solution.”
“It may be said that myths give to the transcendent reality an immanent, this-worldly objectivity. Myths speak about gods and demons as powers on which man knows himself to be dependent, powers whose favors he needs, powers whose wrath he fears. Myths express the knowledge that man is not master of the world and his life, that the world within which he lives is full of riddles and mysteries and that human life also is full of riddles and mysteries.”
“Each guitar has its own character and personality, which can be magnified once the player engages in beatin' it up”
“I think love is serious. It's like an invention: sometimes it lies deep down inside you, great and quiet--and at other times it racks you and keeps you from sleeping.”

Source : William John Locke (2012). “Septimus”, p.91, tredition
“Slowly, Anna put up a hand to his muzzle and began to scratch that spot behind the ear where large dogs keep their souls.”

Source : Eva Ibbotson (2008). “The Secret Countess”, p.12, Pan Macmillan

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