"What if obese people couldn't get married?"

-- Judy Gold

#People Quotes #What If Quotes #Married Quotes

“I like a new clean book, freshly bound, particularly when I am the first to read it. I like dirty books - where other people have been before me, slipping fried eggs between the pages as markers - rather less.”

Source : Nancy Spain (1964). “A Funny Thing Happened on the Way”
“I would buy a Mac today if I was not working at Microsoft.”
“We had a lion that was living in somebody's basement outside of Branson, Missouri.”
“Be not too slow in the breaking of a sinful custom; a quick, courageous resolution is better than a gradual deliberation; in such a combat he is the bravest soldier that lays about him without fear or wit. Wit pleads, fear disheartens; he that would kill Hydra had better strike off one neck than five heads: fell the tree, and the branches are soon cut off.”
“I used to like fishing because I thought it had some larger significance. Now I like fishing because it's the one thing I can think of that probably doesn't.”

Source : John Gierach (2010). “At the Grave of the Unknown Fisherman”, p.147, Simon and Schuster
“The future has to do with fear. Don't attempt to come up here. Don't attempt to go forward, you were nobody, you are nobody, and you'll always be nothing, so don't even think about coming here because if you do, something awful will happen to you.”
“Perhaps you can feel if you canâ€™t hear,â€ was her fancy. â€œPerhaps kind thoughts reach people somehow, even through windows and doors and walls. Perhaps you feel a little warm and comforted, and donâ€™t know why, when I am standing here in the cold and hoping you will get well and happy again.”
“Keep a grateful journal. Every night, list five things that you are grateful for. What it will begin to do is change our perspective of your day and your life.”

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