"Makeup is such a weird concept. I'll wake up in the morning and look in the mirror. 'Gee, I really don't look so good. Maybe if my eyelids were blue, I'd be more attractive."

-- Cathy Ladman

#Morning Quotes #Makeup Quotes #Mirrors Quotes

“The world is starving for original and decisive leadership.”
“I look at every book as a self-help book.”
“Football is not a game but a religion, a metaphysical island of fundamental truth in a highly verbalized, disguised society, a throwback of 30,000 generations of anthropological time.”
“If you have a great business, if you're great at your craft people should be coming in there. It shouldn't be this secret.”
“It was the Democrats who were against civil rights legislation”
“Sometimes, when something really great happens to me, I like to wait two weeks before I tell anyone about it, because I like to use the word 'fortnight'.”
“I believe America's best days are ahead of us because I believe that the future belongs to freedom, not to fear.”
“[A comic book writers' union] will never happen. Someone will always be willing to write Batman for free. ... You sit at a bar with an editor at a show and you see 19 people come up and pitch ideas at them. If everybody writing the top 20 books all quit and demanded, 'Union now, union forever,' those 19 guys would be getting phone calls. There will never be a union. I think things are getting better - I bet things have never been so good - but there will never be a union.”

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