"Sometimes, when something really great happens to me, I like to wait two weeks before I tell anyone about it, because I like to use the word 'fortnight'."

-- Demetri Martin

#Two Quotes #Waiting Quotes #Use Quotes

“The ideal situation for any state is to experience sharp economic growth while its rivals' economies grow slowly or hardly at all.”

Source : John J. Mearsheimer (2003). “The Tragedy of Great Power Politics (Updated Edition)”, p.161, W. W. Norton & Company
“There's no religion but sex and music.”
“Military confrontation is not a suitable alternative in confronting terror and current security threats.”
“When our knowing exceeds our sensing, we will no longer be deceived by the illusions of our senses.”

Source : Walter Russell (1947). “The Secret of Light”, p.79, Рипол Классик
“You can have a good vibe and a good feeling about something, but you never really know how it's going to be received and how an audience is going to react to it.”

Source : Source: www.avclub.com
“When you're looking around for metaphor or simile, I do think it's often helpful to keep inside the world of the book, to gather your comparisons from the stuff particular to that world - be they king salmon and aviation fuel, or pot roasts and spatulas.”

Source : Source: therumpus.net
“So few want to be rebels anymore. And out of those few, most, like myself, scare easily.”
“When the bright angel dominates, out comes a great work of art, a Michelangelo David or a Beethoven symphony.”

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