Will Durst famous quotes

Last updated: Sep 5, 2024

Comedy is defiance. It's a snort of contempt in the face of fear and anxiety. And it's the laughter that allows hope to creep back on the inhale.
-- Will Durst

#Fear #Laughter #Anxiety
How did sex come to be thought of as dirty in the first place? God must have been a Republican.
-- Will Durst

#Sex #Dirty #Firsts
Walter Mondale has all the charisma of a speed bump.
-- Will Durst

#Bumps #Politics #Speed
Voters want a fraud they can believe in.
-- Will Durst

#Believe #Politics #Want
You can't kill America. We're more than a nation. We're a notion. We're an idea. The American Dream. You never heard of the Afghanistani Dream have you. Except by bearded hermetic recluses with a fetish for uneducated women dressed as giant shuttlecocks.
-- Will Durst

#Dream #Ideas #America
The problem is, we have yet to convince the Taliban they are fellow passengers on spaceship Earth.
-- Will Durst

#Earth #Politics #Problem
Well, we won the war. You know what that means. In twenty years, we'll all be driving Iraqi cars
-- Will Durst

#War #Mean #Years
It's okay to laugh in the bedroom so long as you don't point
-- Will Durst

#Long #Laughing #Bedroom
There is humor in the specter of the worst disaster in our nation's history. All I have to do is sweep away the debris of shock to find it.
-- Will Durst

#Disaster #Shock #Debris
The administration says the American people want tax cuts. Well, duh. The American people also want drive-through nickel beer night. The American people want to lose weight by eating ice cream. The American people love the Home Shopping Network because it's commercial-free.
-- Will Durst

#Home #Beer #Cutting
The reason the Democrats are so intent on passing a stem-cell bill is they're depending on the research to grow themselves a spine.
-- Will Durst

#Cells #Research #Bills
Men are superior to women. For one thing, men can urinate from a speeding car.
-- Will Durst

#Women #Car #Speeding
I hate the outdoors. To me the outdoors is where the car is.
-- Will Durst

#Fun #Hate #Car
In San Francisco, Halloween is redundant.
-- Will Durst

#Halloween #San Francisco #Redundant

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