"I hate the outdoors. To me the outdoors is where the car is."

-- Will Durst

#Fun Quotes #Hate Quotes #Car Quotes

“I'm rebelling against being handed a career, like, 'You're the next this; you're the next that.' I'm not the next anything, I'm the first me. I can't be myself, I can't just be Idris Elba. But that's just the nature of the business.”
“My things really are written with an appalling lack of practicality!”
“What I like about being a musician is that I find the thing soothing, but I also give the soothing to other people.”
“Some say he never blinks, and that he roams around the woods at night foraging for wolves. All we know is heâ€™s called the Stig.”
“All mysteries of human experience that are eliminated when we understand that we are a great deal more than our body and when you look very deeply at who and what the soul really is, who and what God really is.”
“Since the so-called Age of Enlightenment, our shaky anthropocentric, rationalist egos have been brainwashed to forget what 'primitive' cultures once understood: Animals can be manifestations of celestial beings in disguise; they possess supernatural abilities, and they can be our spiritual guides and healers.”
“Running is special. We've all done it: well, poorly, focused, in fear, being pursued, toward a goal. It's just elemental. Running is like fire.”
“Swearing is an art form. You can express yourself much more exactly, much more succinctly, with properly used curse words.”

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