Redd Foxx famous quotes

04-11-2025

Beauty may be skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone.
-- Redd Foxx

#Beauty #Skins #Ugly
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
-- Redd Foxx

#Funny #Crazy #Lying
If you can see the handwriting on the wall ... you're on the toilet.
-- Redd Foxx

#Wall #Toilets #Handwriting
This is the big one! You hear that, Elizabeth? I'm coming to join ya, honey!
-- Redd Foxx

#Honey #Bigs
The food here is so tasteless you could eat a meal of it and belch and it wouldn't remind you of anything.
-- Redd Foxx

#Meals #Culinary
A girl's legs are her best friends...but even the best of friends must part.
-- Redd Foxx

#Girl #Naughty #Legs
The show doesn't drive home a lesson, but it can open up people's minds enough for them to see how stupid every kind of prejudice can be.
-- Redd Foxx

#Stupid #Home #People
Certain things should be yours to have when you work your way to the top.
-- Redd Foxx

#Way #Certain #Should
The definition of indecent â€“ when itâ€™s in long, and itâ€™s in hard, and itâ€™s in deep â€“ itâ€™s in decent.
-- Redd Foxx

#Long #Definitions #Decent
What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches watches.
-- Redd Foxx

#Differences #Watches #Peeping
I carry a knife now because I read in a white magazine that all black people carry knives. So I rushed out and bought me one.
-- Redd Foxx

#Knives #White #People
Do you realize that if the pilgrims have been chasing bobcats instead of turkeys.. we'd all be eating ***** on Thanksgiving?!
-- Redd Foxx

#Turkeys # #Bobcats
I'm convinced that Sanford and Son shows middle-class America a lot of what they need to know.
-- Redd Foxx

#Son #Class #America
You make me wish that birth control was retroactive.
-- Redd Foxx

#Wish #Birth Control #Birth
Music played a large role in the survival of the black people in America â€” that and a sense of humor that just couldn't be enslaved.
-- Redd Foxx

#America #People #Black

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