Naughty famous quotes
Last updated: Sep 5, 2024
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In my early 20s I was so miserable doing construction, I wanted something that paid money. I liked nice stuff. I liked cars and architecture, and things that cost money. I wanted to not swing a hammer, and make money... and not do stuff that was dirty. I attempted to get into comedy. I started to do stand-up, but I wasn't very good at it.
-- Adam Carolla -
An erection at will is the moral equivalent of a valid credit card.
-- Alex Comfort -
I love to have battles of the wits with people that can dish fast and dirty - and it leads to problems occasionally, 'cause I can sound mean without attempting to be mean.
-- Alton Brown -
In fact she was quite bad and according to Jas she was naughty at school, but no one seems to remember that now she is all dead and perfect.
-- Annabel Pitcher -
We all worry about the population explosion, but we don't worry about it at the right time.
-- Art Hoppe -
I love good old-fashioned black or white Converse. I have a few pairs. And they are all really dirty. I can't have clean Converse - I go in the dirt and run around!
-- Ashley Benson -
I think I should be active politically. Because I look upon myself as a politician. That's not a dirty work you know. Some people think that there are something wrong with politicians. Of course, something wrong with some politicians.
-- Aung San Suu Kyi -
I hate the fact that people think 'compromise' is a dirty word.
-- Barbara Bush -
Steve Coogan does something for me. He is so naughty, but I quite fancy him.
-- Billie Piper -
The issue for my character, and the issue of the show is, how dirty do your feet have to get without suffocating yourself in the mud in order to get an inch of what you really want done?
-- Bradley Whitford -
I think that others can drive a creature to naughtiness, always accusing and blaming them. After a while it must make the creature unhappy and drive him...to be naughty, because nobody expects them to be good...
-- Brian Jacques -
I can't do the same thing every night, the same gestures... it's like putting on dirty panties every day.
-- Brigitte Bardot -
Quoting, like smoking, is a dirty habit to which I am devoted.
-- Carolyn Heilbrun -
It's quite nice to have something where you can be a bit naughty if you have a twinkle in your eye and you can get away with things a bit more and that's what 'The Choice' is about.
-- Cat Deeley -
A 'naughty pickle' is how I'd best describe myself. I think fun and laughter is the whole point of life.
-- Celia Imrie -
Dirty Harry, for example. Clint Eastwood was not a rogue cop. He was a maverick cop, but he was a good guy.
-- Charlton Heston -
A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is a man who hopes they are.
-- Chauncey Depew -
I see L.A. as a beautiful blonde with dirty underwear.
-- David Boreanaz -
An old-timer is someone who can remember when a naughty child was taken to the woodshed instead of to a psychiatrist.
-- David Greenberg -
At school, I was the classroom clown - I was always being thrown out for being naughty. Before I left, a teacher called me in and suggested I became an actor.
-- David Harewood -
I think it's great to see how they've grown up, not just as actors but as people. They're still very much the same kids that I met many years ago. They've grown up and they are funny and wicked and naughty and bright, and I think as actors their work is just getting better and better. They've blossomed.
-- David Heyman -
We can't blame children for occupying themselves with Facebook rather than playing in the mud. Our society doesn't put a priority on connecting with nature. In fact, too often we tell them it's dirty and dangerous.
-- David Suzuki -
The dirty little secret is that the pool man, who's making $30,000 a year, is subsidizing the million-dollar mortgage for the family whose pool he cleans. No wonder people want to get rid of tax breaks for corporate jets.
-- Dee Dee Myers -
I was the first home-grown sex symbol, rather like Britain`s naughty seaside postcards. When Marilyn Monroe`s first film was shown here [The Asphalt Jungle (1950)], a columnist actually wrote: `How much like our Diana Dors she is`.
-- Diana Dors -
I always thought of photography as a naughty thing to do - that was one of my favorite things about it, and when I first did it, I felt very perverse.
-- Diane Arbus -
Blank House was exactly a nice empty sheet where nothing was accountable because you were so naughty that you were in Blank House.
-- Diane Cilento -
I was often very, incredibly naughty, and if I didn't come home at tea time I used to be sent to bed without any dinner. But people used to bring me things: I was better fed in bed.
-- Diane Cilento -
Censorship feeds the dirty mind more than the four-letter word itself.
-- Dick Cavett -
All my friends and peers keep asking me when I'm going to rest - I just tell them it's another dirty four-letter word!
-- Dionne Warwick -
Confrontation is not a dirty word. Sometimes it's the best kind of journalism as long you don't confront people just for the sake of a confrontation.
-- Don Hewitt -
People in general are used to seeing me as the naughty girl because that's what they've always cast me as.
-- Eartha Kitt -
We tend to think of politics as bad, full of dirty tricks, negative ads, big campaigns, but I am here to explore the original meaning of politics, which is positive and has to do with balancing competing interests and looking for solutions.
-- Eric Liu -
I've found that if you wear a beret, people think you're either a cabdriver or a producer of dirty movies.
-- Ernie Harwell -
Queen Latifah used to help me out with my kids, because while we were all out on tour - Public Enemy, Naughty By Nature, Queen Latifah, Heavy D - when Public Enemy went onstage, I didn't have anybody solid to watch my kids. So, Latifah would help me out.
-- Flavor Flav -
'Cartoonists' dirty secret is that we tend to come up with stories that involve things that are really fun to draw.
-- Frank Miller -
The problem is simply this: no one can feel like CEO of his or her life in the presence of the people who toilet trained her and spanked him when he was naughty. We may have become Masters of the Universe, accustomed to giving life and taking it away, casually ordering people into battle or out of their jobs . . . and yet we may still dirty our diapers at the sound of our mommy's whimper or our daddy's growl.
-- Frank Pittman -
It is not when truth is dirty, but when it is shallow, that the lover of knowledge is reluctant to step into its waters.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche -
We think that democracy can change a lot of things, but we're being fooled, because democracy is not the election. We've been taught that democracy is having elections. And it isn't. Elections are the most horrendous aspect of democracy. It's the most mundane, trivial, disappointing, dirty aspect.
-- Gael Garcia Bernal -
I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it.
-- George Bernard Shaw -
A dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion.
-- George Orwell -
There is this concept of politics as a dirty game.
-- George Papandreou -
I don't watch penalties in my hotel room. I watch naughty videos
-- Gianluigi Buffon -
My wife, a schoolteacher, very disciplined. If you think I'm tough, trust me, and wait till you see when the children are on the naughty step. It's hilarious. So we decided that I'm going to work like a donkey and provide amazing support for the family.
-- Gordon Ramsay -
I am not a perfect being. . . . I have more faults than I know what to do with. I have a naughty temper. I am stubborn, impatient of hindrances and of stupidity. I have not in the truest sense a Christian spirit. I am naturally a fighter. I am lazy. I put off till tomorrow what I might better do today. I do not feel that I have been compensated for the two senses I lack. I have worked hard for all the senses I have got, and always I beg for more.
-- Helen Keller -
You're not going to find a man whose socks don't get dirty or who doesn't snore.
-- Helen Reddy -
The original Jethro Tull was a 19th century English agriculturist who invented a seed drill you see... the first automatic process where by small holes were made in Mother Earth and even smaller seeds were deposited one at a time and neetly covered over as a cat does after having being naughty.
-- Ian Anderson -
Lazy Lob and crazy Cob are weaving webs to wind me. I am far more sweet than other meat, but still they cannot find me! Here am I, naughty little fly; you are fat and lazy. You cannot trap me, though you try, in your cobwebs crazy.
-- J. R. R. Tolkien -
well it about these really naughty girls they made this huge girls gand they stole stuff from shopes and stuff
-- Jacqueline Wilson -
We’re taught to do things the right way. But if you want to discover something that other people haven’t, you need to do things the wrong way. Initiate a failure by doing something that’s very silly, unthinkable, naughty, dangerous. Watching why that fails can take you on a completely different path. It’s exciting, actually. To me, solving problems is a bit like a drug. You’re on it, and you can’t get off.
-- James Dyson -
The magical descriptions of Italy and hilarious observations about love, travel, natives and foreigners in Love in Idleness are but a few of its many pleasures. Amanda Craig has created a hot shimmery climate in which a cast of old friends, quirky family members and naughty children who make love potions come to know themselves and their hearts. A delightful brew.
-- Jane Hamilton -
The child who defines a lie as being a "naughty word" knows perfectly well that lying consists in not speaking the truth. He is not, therefore, mistaking one thing for another, he is simply identifying them one with another by what seems to us a quaint extension of the word "lie".
-- Jean Piaget -
I'm not one to air my dirty laundry for the whole world.
-- Jenna Fischer -
However old you are, however much you love life, however happy you are, how healthy you are, it doesn’t matter. Nothing’s guaranteed. And I think it made me want to take that risk to expose myself as me and not as a version of myself. I don’t become Jessie J. I might put a nicer pair of heels on and a cooler outfit, but I’m still that naughty girl who likes a slice of cheesecake on my day off.
-- Jessie J -
According to Johnny Carson, I was the guy who Marlon sent out to do all the dirty work.
-- Jim Fowler -
I think my biggest appeal for fans is probably the fact that I'm honest. I'm up front about who I am. I'm a little naughty. I have a naughty side and everybody knows that. But I know when to use that and when not to.
-- John Barrowman -
Oh Wasn't it naughty of Smudges? Oh, Mummy, I'm sick with disgust. She threww me in front of the judges, And my silly old collar-bone's bust.
-- John Betjeman -
My mum was never too keen on TV, so we kids all went to the library and got books out. Right from the start, I loved the works of Mark Twain. Every time I read about Tom Sawyer, I'd go out and do something low-level naughty, just like him.
-- John Grisham -
I don't want to be a politician. I don't like politics. It's petty; it fights dirty.
-- John Mellencamp -
Life is a game with many rules but no referee. One learns how to play it more by watching it than by consulting any book, including the holy book. Small wonder, then, that so many play dirty, that so few win, that so many lose.
-- Joseph Brodsky -
Come a day there won’t be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don’t push me, and I won’t push you. Dong le ma?
-- Joss Whedon -
Like an ethereal presence You hang out everywhere. Not a naughty or scary goblin, Rather, an inquisitive observer, A concerned, caring custodian, Visiting every niche and closet Where we stuff the undesired Of our messy, blemished lives, You haunt territories we ignore, Hoping we will find you there.
-- Joyce Rupp -
As Latinas, we tend to be overly partial considering stereotypes. I'm interested in being naughty and edgy.
-- Judy Reyes -
Obsession is such a naughty word - it's a very intense word. I'm obsessed with music, always have been. I can't lie. And I'm obviously obsessed with my child, my child's life and the little things that he does.
-- Kate Hudson -
They're naughty, all those writers - they mess around with people. I know James Gandolfini got a bit fed up on 'The Sopranos': if he said anything in front of a writer, told them a story from his life, it could make its way into the script.
-- Kelly Macdonald -
Actors are the best and the worst of people. They're like kids. When they're good, they're very very good. When they're bad they're very very naughty.
-- Kenneth Branagh -
I do quite naughty things now. I do like to be a bit sexy.
-- Kylie Minogue -
The American people already know that Bill Clinton is a bad boy, a naughty boy. I'm going to speak out for the citizens of my state, who in the majority think that Bill Clinton is probably even a nasty, bad, naughty boy.
-- Larry Craig -
Once you begin being naughty, it is easier to go and on and on, and sooner or later something dreadful happens.
-- Laura Ingalls Wilder -
If goodness is its own reward, shouldn't we get a little something for being naughty?
-- Lauren Bacall -
I remember watching Barbra Streisand and seeing Jennifer Grey in 'Dirty Dancing' - these were people who acted like me and looked like me. Now it's great that everyone on 'Glee' is so unique and people can relate to us and look up to us.
-- Lea Michele -
I'm a hopeless romantic with a dirty mind.
-- Leelee Sobieski -
Naughty John, Naughty John, does his work with his apron on. Cuts your throat and takes your bones, sells 'em off for a coupla stones.
-- Libba Bray -
Let's not get naughty. How about homicidal instead?
-- Lora Leigh -
It was that surrender he needed. That complete feminine submission to every stroke, every caress, ever naughty act. Only in that submission would the subconscious trust, the bond he needed between them, come. He wanted her to trust, to know, to instinctively understand that he was more than just her lover; he was her other half. The one she told her secrets to. The one, she made secrets with.
-- Lora Leigh -
When I first came to Nashville, people hardly gave country music any respect. We lived in old cars and dirty hotels, and we ate when we could.
-- Loretta Lynn -
I'm doing naughty things, I'm drinking too much, I'm going to clubs. It really didn't matter to me, other than the fact that some parents wouldn't let their kids hang out with me.
-- Macaulay Culkin -
The best contraceptive is the word no - repeated frequently.
-- Margaret Smith -
The undisciplined child enters into discipline by working in the company of others; not being told he is naughty.â€Â “Discipline is, therefore, primarily a learning experience and less a punitive experience if appropriately dealt with.
-- Maria Montessori -
I was told that when you hit forty men stop looking at you. It's true, until you slip on a mini-skirt.
-- Mariella Frostrup -
But if you close your eyes and listen to Palin and her most irate supporters constantly squawk or bellyache or tweet about how unfair a ride she gets from evil mustache-twirling elites and RINO saboteurs, she sounds like a professional victimologist, the flip side of any lefty grievance group leader. She’s becoming Al Sharpton, Alaska edition. The only difference being, she wears naughty-librarian glasses instead of a James Brown ‘do.
-- Matt Labash -
I think Australians do well here because we feel a bit naughty, like we're in America and if they only knew how much fun we were having, we'd all get thrown out, you know.
-- Melissa George -
First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more-no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.
-- Michael Palin -
She gets naughty with her Pilates body And she thinks it's really funny when her nose goes bloody
-- Mickey Avalon -
Who is against democracy? Is it the one who calls for peaceful resistance, or the one who bombs people, sheds their blood and leads them away from the leaders under feeble and dirty pretexts?
-- Muqtada al Sadr -
Kids should be naughty and go through that rebellious phase I didn't have.
-- Naomie Harris -
I don't even pretend we can occupy the Lib Dem holier-than-thou, hands-entirely-clean-and-entirely-empty-type stance. No, we are getting our hands dirty, and inevitably and totally understandably we are being accused of being just like any other politicians.
-- Nick Clegg -
Vig used to call me 'Elf boy', and I'd call him 'filthy human'. As an Elf, I never got a scratch on me, never got dirty. And Vig would come out with blood and sweat all over him. And he'd say to me, 'Oh, go manicure your nails.'
-- Orlando Bloom -
But if you caught my informant,' said Achilles, 'why in the world would Chamrajnagar—or Graff, if it was him—launch the shuttle anyway? Was catching me doing something naughty so important they’d risk a shuttle and it’s crew just to catch me? I find that quite… flattering. Sort of like winning the Nobel Prize for scariest villain.
-- Orson Scott Card -
When you're playing the good guy, you want to find the dirty parts - and when you're playing the bad guy, you want to find the vulnerability.
-- Patrick Wilson -
It's weird, because usually if you're British and you go to America you play baddies; but I play naughty people here and goodies in America.
-- Paul Bettany -
In my experience of these things, parties which shout about dirty tricks and the like tend to do so because they fear a direct hit in some vulnerable part of their political anatomy.
-- Peter Mandelson -
I look at Willow and she's so naughty and fiery, and I'm not going to take any of her fierceness personally - my mom took all of my behavior personally. Everything I did, she thought it was an act of rebellion against her. But it was just me being me. And that's something I want to post on every mirror in my house: This is not about you!
-- Pink -
Of course I'm naughty. I've always had to compete for attention, you see.
-- Rachel Johnson -
I remember being a kid and seeing the 'National Inquirer' at the grocery store checkout line. When somebody actually picked up a copy, it was mortifying. You felt dirty for them. But now it's perfectly acceptable to read something like that. There's absolutely no taboo surrounding that kind of exploitation.
-- Rashida Jones -
A girl's legs are her best friends...but even the best of friends must part.
-- Redd Foxx -
Ive never been that cute kid that was forgiven for being naughty.
-- Richard Armitage
