"In my early 20s I was so miserable doing construction, I wanted something that paid money. I liked nice stuff. I liked cars and architecture, and things that cost money. I wanted to not swing a hammer, and make money... and not do stuff that was dirty. I attempted to get into comedy. I started to do stand-up, but I wasn't very good at it."

-- Adam Carolla

#Nice Quotes #Dirty Quotes #Naughty Quotes

“To anyone complaining about our schedule - call us. We'll put you on it.”
“When I came to town and saw the price of diesel went above regular gas, that burnt me up.”
“Today, I am blessed to be living a dream. And yet, if it all went away tomorrow, I know I would still have peace.”

Source : "Tim Howard Credits Christian Faith For Giving Him The ‘Gift Of Athleticism’". www.huffingtonpost.com. July 2, 2014.
“For ten thousand dollars, I'd endorse an opium pipe.”
“Before the Beginning was a Cause and the entire purpose of the Cause was the creation of effect,”
“Half the people in Hollywood are dying to be discovered and the other half are afraid they will be.”
“True zeal is connected with a holy life. It is remarkable how often the greatest zealots for God, the Church, and sound doctrine (as they regard it), have been unholy and even immoral in their lives.”
“I don't think the Democrats need a silver bullet.”

Source : Source: www.macleans.ca

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