Alison Rosen famous quotes

03-28-2025

What do you do when you see a man masturbating at a salad baran actual salad shooterbut wait, I'm single, we're both at the salad bar, we have a lot in common. I like fresh produce, he likes to get fresh with produce. I like nuts on my salad, he likes to nut on his salad.
-- Alison Rosen

#Men #Nuts #Waiting
Not all who drink energy drinks are douches, but all douches drink energy drinks.
-- Alison Rosen

#Energy #Drink #Douches
Every time someone opens up to me, it just feels like a gift they're giving me, because it's a chance to experience another human being.
-- Alison Rosen

#Giving #Chance #Feels
There are certain relationships that just don't fit into "good" or "bad"; they transcend it.
-- Alison Rosen

#Fit #Certain
I have no desire to drink anymore. I just don't want to feel altered.
-- Alison Rosen

#Desire #Want #Drink
I know for me, when I would drink, I circumvented my own self-protection and my own judgment and my own discrimination - the healthy kind of judgment and discrimination.
-- Alison Rosen

#Self #Healthy #Discrimination
In terms of what we share from our lives, I tend to share everything. My instinct would be to share everything.
-- Alison Rosen

#Would Be #Instinct #Share
I definitely feel moved and affected after interviews, but not in a way that's anything other than positive. There are moments that make me want to cry, but not in any way I can't handle.
-- Alison Rosen

#Want #Way #Interviews
Most things that I think about not talking about, ultimately I decide to talk about, and I feel better.
-- Alison Rosen

#Feel Better #Thinking #Talking
Once I stopped drinking and I'd be going out on dates, or hanging out with guys, I'd realize, "Oh, maybe I don't like them that much!" I think the drinking was to make these guys more tolerable.
-- Alison Rosen

#Drinking #Thinking #Guy
Drinking is a fast-forward button; it makes you feel close to a person so quickly.
-- Alison Rosen

#Drinking #Buttons #Feels
My husband is the only guy I've ever dated where I've never been drunk around him. I couldn't handle dating without drinking in the past.
-- Alison Rosen

#Husband #Drinking #Past
Sometimes I try to figure out why I always push things to talk about the really dark stuff in interviews, and I just think it's healing - for the listener, and for the guest.
-- Alison Rosen

#Healing #Dark #Thinking
I'm genuinely curious about people, and I'm always interested when people do share with me. But I would not want someone to share something with me and then after the fact feel uncomfortable or regret it.
-- Alison Rosen

#Regret #People #Want
I'm lucky that people feel comfortable sharing things with me.
-- Alison Rosen

#People #Lucky #Feels
I feel like I walk a very fine line between wanting someone to be open and vulnerable and honest with me and the listeners, but not wanting anyone to ever feel like I'm exploiting them.
-- Alison Rosen

#Wanting Someone #Lines #Honest

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