"What do you do when you see a man masturbating at a salad baran actual salad shooterbut wait, I'm single, we're both at the salad bar, we have a lot in common. I like fresh produce, he likes to get fresh with produce. I like nuts on my salad, he likes to nut on his salad."

-- Alison Rosen

#Men Quotes #Nuts Quotes #Waiting Quotes

“I don't envy men and I certainly wouldn't like to become one now.”
“My hand moves because certain forces--electric, magnetic, or whatever 'nerve-force' may prove to be--are impressed on it by my brain. This nerve-force, stored in the brain, would probably be traceable, if Science were complete, to chemical forces supplied to the brain by the blood, and ultimately derived from the food I eat and the air I breathe.”
“I quit drinking every night, at 1:30 A.M.”
“The United States of America is a nation where people are not united because of those three glaring frailties: racism, injustices and inequities.”
“I think what I represent is achieving what you want in life. It's a matter of your attitude. Some people have a negative attitude, and that's their disability.”
“Type should be beautiful — Screw readable!”
“There is no difference in principle, ... between the economic philosophy of Nazism, socialism, communism, and fascism and that of the American welfare state and regulated economy.”
“The only difference between the easy goals and the tough goals is your determination.”

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