"Not all who drink energy drinks are douches, but all douches drink energy drinks."

-- Alison Rosen

#Energy Quotes #Drink Quotes #Douches Quotes

“I was raised Catholic. Not just a little bit Catholic, like my wife, Catherine. When she was young, many Catholics in France already barely went to church, except for the big three: baptism, marriage, and funeral. And only the middle one was by choice.”
“I support the indigenous people anywhere in the planet”
“The lack of monetary discipline has become a hallmark of unfettered globalization. Central banks have failed to provide a stable underpinning to world financial markets and to an increasingly asset-dependent global economy.”

Source : Stephen S. Roach (2010). “Stephen Roach on the Next Asia: Opportunities and Challenges for a New Globalization”, p.28, John Wiley & Sons
“Sadistic literature is not only inhumane. It is anti-human.”
“I didn't become successful until I became myself”
“Once we realize the extraordinary power we have to compose our lives, well move from passive, conditioned thinking to being co-creators of our fate.”
“The longer you wait, the more the jump rope becomes a big steel cable.”
“When you don't know how to pick up a brush, you don't know anything; at that moment you're an artist. I'll simply say, 'If you know less, you're better off as an artist.”

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