"You make me wish that birth control was retroactive."

-- Redd Foxx

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“That's the problem with truth. The truth is relentless. It won't leave you alone. It keeps creeping up on you from every side, showing you what's really so. That can he annoying.”
“The fight between life and death is to the finish, and death ultimately is the victor . . . I do not deplore the passing of these crude old days.”
“I am involved with so many charitable organizations. Lung Cancer because of my dad, Breast Cancer because as a woman and mother of two daughters I have to be, Lupus for my sister, Crohn's disease for a dear friend, as well as Oceana and The Plastic Pollution Coalition because we have to be responsible to save the planet!”
“In myself I am nothing. It all comes from God and the Virgin Mary.”
“If you are worried or afraid of anything, there is something in your mental attitude that needs correction.”
“Life is fleeting. Don't waste a single moment of your precious life. Wake up now! And now! And now!”
“How remarkable we are in our ability to hide things from ourselves - our conscious minds only a small portion of our actual minds, jellyfish floating on a vast dark sea of knowing and deciding.”

Source : Andrew Sean Greer (2008). “The Story of a Marriage: A Novel”, p.65, Macmillan
“Anyone who imagines that bliss is normal is going to waste a lot of time running around shouting that heâ€™s been robbed. The fact is that most putts donâ€™t drop, most beef is tough, most children grow up to just be people, most successful marriages require a high degree of mutual toleration, most jobs are more often dull than otherwise. Life is like an old time rail journeyâ€¦delaysâ€¦sidetracks, smoke, dust, cinders and jolts, interspersed only occasionally by beautiful vistas and thrilling burst of speed. The trick is to thank the Lord for letting you have the ride.”

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