"Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing."

-- Redd Foxx

#Funny Quotes #Crazy Quotes #Lying Quotes

“Be careful what you choose: You may get it.”
“It's hard to imagine there's a place for great writing inside a multinational conglomerate.”
“Civilization is a natural and inevitable consequence - whether good or evil I am not prepared to state.”
“What birds can have their bills more peculiarly formed than the ibis, the spoonbill, and the heron?”
“Just as Christ said: I am not come to destroy the Law, but to fulfill it, so Spiritism says: We have not come to destroy the Christian Law, but to carry it out... Spiritism has come at the predicted time to fulfill what Christ announced and to prepare for the achievement of future things. It is then, the work of Christ, Who, as He also announced, presides over the regeneration which is now taking place and which will prepare the reign of the Kingdom of God here on Earth.”
“Inside myself is a place where I live all alone and that is where I renew my springs that never dry up.”
“In all unbelief there are these two things: a good opinion of one's self, and a bad opinion of God.”

Source : Horatius Bonar (1864). “God's Way of Peace: A Book for the Anxious”, p.38
“So I came home and I had a resume and everything, but the only job experience I had was just playing in bars and clubs on my summers off. So, I was temping and stuff during the day and playing music at night.”

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