Jake Johannsen famous quotes
Last updated: Sep 5, 2024
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If love was easy, there would be almost no music.
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A lady came up to me on the street and pointed at my suede jacket. 'You know a cow was murdered for that jacket?' she sneered. I replied in a psychotic tone, 'I didn't know there were any witnesses. Now I'll have kill you too.
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People honk at you if you meditate at the stop light.
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Never put a razor inside your nose - even as a joke.
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Yes. I didn't think there were any witnesses, so I guess I'll have to kill you too.
-- Jake Johannsen
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Don’t criticize them; they are just what we would be under similar circumstances.
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I do not find it easy to articulate thoughts about religion. I remain the sort of person who turns off 'Thought for the Day' when it comes on the radio.
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Allah makes the way to Jannah easy for him who treads the path in search of knowledge.
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Music is a current of hard choices made to seem easy by the mind.
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We have confused the free with the free and easy.
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King Crimson is never easy; it's challenging. That's why I like it.
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It is far too easy to be liked, one merely has to be accommodating and hold no strong convictions.
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Having it all is easy if youre willing to work for it
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Be a true representative of the goodness in your heart, and don't expect it to be easy or even noticed.
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It's not easy in this phosphorescent gloom telling waking dreams apart anyhow.
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