"Never put a razor inside your nose - even as a joke."

-- Jake Johannsen

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“I love reading books, I love the way they feel and getting through it. It's like an event!”
“Tis but a part we see, and not a whole.”
“Too great refinement is false delicacy, and true delicacy is solid refinement.”
“Throughout human history, as our species has faced the frightening, terrorizing fact that we do not know who we are, or where we are going in this ocean of chaos, it has been the authorities, the political, the religious, the educational authorities who attempted to comfort us by giving us order, rules, regulations, informing, forming in our minds their view of reality. To think for yourself you must question authority and learn how to put yourself in a state of vulnerable, open-mindedness; chaotic, confused, vulnerability to inform yourself.”

Source : "How to Operate Your Brain". Documentary, a guided meditation spoken by Timothy Leary and set to music, 1994.
“If you desire the spirit of God you must keep the commandments of God.”
“My message is the practice of compassion, love and kindness.”
“Economy is the art of making the most of life.”
“Would you be willing to give your life to save the world if no one ever knew your name? If anonymity was the price you would have to pay for significance, would it be too great a price? To live a life of courage is not a guarantee of prestige or adulation. It only matters if you live and die fulfilling the mission you were born for.”

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