Jimmy Pardo famous quotes

Last updated: Sep 5, 2024

The last time I drank, I drove into a ditch, which doesn't sound like that big of a deal, but I stopped at the ditch, looked left and right, then drove into the ditch.
-- Jimmy Pardo

#Drinking #Lasts #Sound
Very rarely will I say nice things about myself because that'll only lead to self-esteem, but the podcast is something I'm really proud of and I think I'm putting out a great product.
-- Jimmy Pardo

#Nice #Self Esteem #Thinking
Almost said 'theater'! But I know the blacks don't go! Unless it's that My Arms Are Too Short To Box With God production. Or The Wiz.
-- Jimmy Pardo

#Arms #Wiz #Too Short
Remember when you were a kid, you'd jump on the bed, and you'd have no worries in the world, and you'd just jump on it? The idea of that now scares the hell out of me. I don't even know what would happen.
-- Jimmy Pardo

#Kids #Ideas #Worry
I had what can only be described as the worst voice in the history of music.
-- Jimmy Pardo

#Voice #Worst #History Of Music
I'm definitely allergic, by the way, but I love kitty cats.
-- Jimmy Pardo

#Cat #Way #Kitties
In fact, somebody keeps putting on my Wikipedia page that I'm either Don Pardo's son or grandson. I had an audition recently where the woman said, "I understand that you're Don Pardo's grandson," and I said, "No, I am not." And you should have seen the look of disappointment on her face. It may have cost me the job. It was that devastating to her that I wasn't related to Don Pardo.
-- Jimmy Pardo

#Jobs #Disappointment #Son
I grew up in the South Side, and when we would have snow and blizzards and drifts, we would jump off the garage roof into the snow. Now if I'm up on a step ladder and I think I'm going to fall, it's a foot and a half off the ground, but I'm panicked about it. So I'm afraid of ladders and those beds.
-- Jimmy Pardo

#Fall #Thinking #Feet

Oh, 'tis jesting, dancing, drinking Spins the heavy world around.
Alright, remember, alcohol equals puke equals smelly mess equals nobody likes you.
As the Internet breaks down the last justifications for a professional class of politicians, it also builds up the tools for replacing them.
As we keep or break the Sabbath Day we nobly save or meanly lose the last best hope by which man rises.
But what you realise after you've been in the business for a while is that people develop opinions about you that don't have anything to do with your music, they like or dislike you for a million reasons, they like or dislike you for your last record.
When your last breath arrives, Grammar can do nothing.
And silence sounds no worse than cheers After earth has stopped the ears.
I think the fans really wanna hear the songs the way they sound on the record.
The thing that's good about Hip Hop is that it has experimented with a lot of different sounds and music.
the tea-hour is the hour of peace ... strife is lost in the hissing of the kettle - a tranquilizing sound, second only to the purring of a cat.

Jimmy Pardo famous quotes

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