"I'm definitely allergic, by the way, but I love kitty cats."

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#Cat Quotes #Way Quotes #Kitties Quotes

“Shut up," Morgan said, whirling on the woman and pointing the sword at her. "Shut up, you shrill harpy, before I aid you in doing so by means of a dozen ways you won't care for in the least." AdhÃ©mar's fiancÃ©e fell, blessedly, silent.”

Source : Lynn Kurland (2010). “Star of the Morning”, p.240, Penguin
“It's wrong to hate. It always has been wrong and it always will be wrong. It's wrong in America, it's wrong in Germany, it's wrong in Russia, it's wrong in China. It was wrong in 2000 B.C., and it's wrong in 1954 A.D. It always has been wrong, and it always will be wrong.”
“The love-lorn nightingale nightly to thee her sad song mourneth well.”
“Love yourself before any other person. That's when you can really survive on your own.”
“I therefore took this opportunity and also began to consider the possibility that the Earth moved. Although it seemed an absurd opinion, nevertheless, because I knew that others before me had been granted the liberty of imagining whatever circles they wished to represent the phenomena of the stars, I thought that I likewise would readily be allowed to test whether, by assuming some motion of the Earth's, more dependable representations than theirs could be found for the revolutions of the heavenly spheres.”
“You can sit and write in your room all you want, but until other people see it, until you see it produced for television or film or something, you're not 100 percent sure if what you wrote is actually going to work.”

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“Black guys counting my money! I hate it. The only kind of people I want counting my money are little short guys that wear yarmulkes every day.”
“When there are strange things going on all around, every coincidence should be considered very carefully.”

Source : Sergei Lukyanenko (2013). “The New Watch: (Night Watch 5)”, p.42, Random House

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