"Almost said 'theater'! But I know the blacks don't go! Unless it's that My Arms Are Too Short To Box With God production. Or The Wiz."

-- Jimmy Pardo

#Arms Quotes #Wiz Quotes #Too Short Quotes

“It's never occurred to me to worry about my health, or that I'll get old, or that people will stop laughing at me.”
“Would you like me to give you a formula for success? It's quite simple, really. Double your rate of failure.”
“Not causing trouble, not touching anything, fixing the primus.”
“Themistocles replied that a man's discourse was like to a rich Persian carpet, the beautiful figures and patterns of which can only be shown by spreading and extending it out; when it is contracted and folded up, they are obscured and lost.”
“Muslims (companions) misunderstood the speech of the Prophet on the day of Ghadeer.”
“Hell is the centre of evils and, as you know, things are more intense at their centres than at their remotest points.”
“If you would tell me the heart of a man, tell me not what he reads, but what he rereads.”
“The new co-operation government will do the best it can to address the country's problems, and I believe that with the co-operation of all - and the new government stresses this - and the unity of all, we will achieve that.”

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