"It's never occurred to me to worry about my health, or that I'll get old, or that people will stop laughing at me."

-- Frank Carson

#People Quotes #Laughing Quotes #Worry Quotes

“To play nose tackle in the NFL, you have to be unemployed or crazy. I was unemployed. The other part is still up in the air.”
“Almost all the people whoâ€™ve had the most effect on me I seem to have met by chance, yet looking back it seems as though I couldnâ€™t but have met them.”
“Each year, several million people are looking for new clothes. The fashion they are looking at cannot be too expensive, but it has to be stylish.”
“I wanted to touch on the piece where often politicians use "god" to excuse their actions.”

Source : Source: therumpus.net
“Raising a child is like taking care of someone who's on way too many shrooms, while you yourself are on a moderate amount of shrooms. I am not confident in my decisions, but I know you should not be eating a mousepad.”
“There is no division nor subtraction in the heart-arithmetic of a good mother. There are only addition and multiplication.”

Source : Bess Streeter Aldrich (1994). “A Lantern in Her Hand”, p.82, U of Nebraska Press
“College is a safe space where it can be hard to truly fail. The institution is rooting for you because your failure makes them look bad, too. New York City has no such mandate. I've had to hone and sharpen and refine my work here at a pace which may not have happened in other cities.”
“To appear unambitious amongst the ambitious is to invite loathing or fear. To be in the game, but not playing with intent to win, is to be the enemy.”

Source : Josephine Hart (1991). “Damage: a novel”, Alfred A. Knopf

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