Frank Carson famous quotes

03-28-2025

I don't think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance.
-- Frank Carson

#Inspirational #Marriage #Wedding
Have you heard about the Irishman who reversed into a car boot sale and sold the engine?
-- Frank Carson

#Car #Boots #Heard
My wife said to me: 'If you won the lottery, would you still love me?' I said: 'Of course I would. I'd miss you, but I'd still love you.'
-- Frank Carson

#Love You #Wife #Missing
It's never occurred to me to worry about my health, or that I'll get old, or that people will stop laughing at me.
-- Frank Carson

#People #Laughing #Worry
My idea for peace in the Middle East is to go back to the 1966 line, but to build even more houses for the Palestinians, who are a poor people.
-- Frank Carson

#Ideas #People #House
People in Northern Ireland vote for their church, they don't vote with their heads; it is ridiculous.
-- Frank Carson

#People #Church #Ridiculous
America has only 100 Senators for 309 million people, but Stormont has 108 members for 1.7 million.
-- Frank Carson

#America #People #Members
Most of my jokes are racist - usually about the Irish.
-- Frank Carson

#Racist #Jokes
Someone threw a petrol bomb at Alex Higgins once and he drank it!
-- Frank Carson

#Alex #Bombs #Drank
I've been married to my wife for 60 years but it feels just like yesterday, and you know what a bloody awful day yesterday was.
-- Frank Carson

#Years #Yesterday #Wife
So I rang up British Telecom, I said 'I want to report a nuisance caller', he said 'Not you again'.
-- Frank Carson

#Nuisance #Want #British
What's the difference between my wife and a terrorist? You can negotiate with a terrorist.
-- Frank Carson

#Differences #Wife #Terrorist
I'm not really a homosexual. I just help them out when they're busy.
-- Frank Carson

#Helping #Busy #Homosexual

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