"I don't think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance."

-- Frank Carson

#Inspirational Quotes #Marriage Quotes #Wedding Quotes

“The grand tune is the only thing in music that the great public really understands.”
“Divorce is a by-product of the fact that maybe the nuclear unit is gone.”
“Some communities don't permit open, honest inquiry about the things that matter most. Lots of people have voiced a concern, expressed a doubt, or raised a question, only to be told by their family, church, friends, or tribe: "We don't discuss those things here." I believe the discussion itself is divine. Abraham does his best to bargain with God, most of the book of Job consists of arguments by Job and his friends about the deepest questions of human suffering, God is practically on trial in the book of Lamentations, and Jesus responds to almost every question he's asked with...a question.”
“He was ordinary in a world that loved the extraordinary.”
“One, with God, is always a majority, but many a martyr has been burned at the stake while the votes were being counted.”
“I am fond of only what comes from the heart.”
“Almost every comedy you see is about people making all wrong choices and making all the errors of judgement possible. Good comedy is when it works on this scale. Because it is psychologically very real.”
“And Alex understood that Scotty Hausmann did not exist. He was a word casing in human form: a shell whose essence has vanished.”

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