"Have you heard about the Irishman who reversed into a car boot sale and sold the engine?"

-- Frank Carson

#Car Quotes #Boots Quotes #Heard Quotes

“There will always be people who will accept you for what you are!”
“I used to think Cape Wind was a great idea. That was when Ted Kennedy was alive and railing about how he might spill his Chivas if he had to keep maneuvering the Mya around all those noisy seagull-murdering wind turbines. Anything Ted Kennedy was against, I was for.”
“You can get stale writing with each other for a while.”
“Other days, other ways; and, although they have now been greatly improved upon, the old country midwives did at least succeed in bringing into the world many generations of our forefathers, or where should we be now? â€””

Source : Flora Thompson, H. J. Massingham (2009). “Lark Rise to Candleford”, p.127, David R. Godine Publisher
“I own almost 100 hotels in North America. Some of them are only in management, but some of them we have some small stakes in them.”

Source : "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“Harmony is the third element of music, after melody and rhythm, and also the one which requires the most study to actually master. People can be very instinctive and extremely gifted melodically and rhythmically, and harmony can still be difficult.”
“In some strange way, any new fact or insight that I may have found has not seemed to me as a "discovery" of mine, but rather something that had always been there and that I had chanced to pick up.”
“If it's freedom you want, come to Texas. No one there tells you what to do and how you have to do it.”

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