"My idea for peace in the Middle East is to go back to the 1966 line, but to build even more houses for the Palestinians, who are a poor people."

-- Frank Carson

#Ideas Quotes #People Quotes #House Quotes

“If you tell a guy you don't like being tickled and he tickles you anyway, that's a red flag.”

Source : "6 Things You Never Knew About Anna Kendrick", www.huffingtonpost.com. February 17, 2015.
“Patriotic societies seem to think that the way to educate school children in a democracy is to stage bigger and better flag-saluting.”
“Perhaps if Hitler had had the wisdom to withdraw his troops and prepare for the defense of his own country, Germany, despite the loss of face this would entail in the losing of all Italy, then the course of the war, if not the outcome, would have been quite different.”

Source : "Vokes - My Story" by Chris Vokes, John Philip Maclean, (p. 133), 1985.
“For years I exercised to be thinner, and I never got the results I wanted. Now I determine my weight by how my clothes feel.”
“I have to say that I thought search-and-rescue duties over Snowdonia were physically and mentally demanding, but looking after a 3-week-old baby is up there!”
“Jealous punks can't stop my dunks.”
“Words are small shapes in the gorgeous chaos of the world.”
“That was the way with grief: it left you alone for months together until you thought that you were cured, and then without warning it blotted out the sunlight.”

Source : JOSEPHINE TEY (1952). “The Singing Sands”

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