"Raising a child is like taking care of someone who's on way too many shrooms, while you yourself are on a moderate amount of shrooms. I am not confident in my decisions, but I know you should not be eating a mousepad."

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“A sellout is putting your name on any piece of crap and then expecting people to buy it because it's got your name on it. That's what a sellout is to me.”
“Some of the best business and nonprofit CEOs I've worked with over a sixty-five-year consulting career were not stereotypical leaders. They were all over the map in terms of their personalities, attitudes, values, strengths, and weaknesses.”
“I hate when I get a script and I can't see who the people are.”

Source : Source: collider.com
“Every time I surrender to stress, arenâ€™t I advertising the unreliability of God?”
“There is, by God's grace, an immeasurable distance between late and too late.”
“Vanity, revenge, loneliness, boredom, all apply: lust is one of the least of the reasons for promiscuity.”
“I spent a lot of time reading blogs by mothers who had children with varying degrees of neural dysfunction, from schizophrenia to all sorts of different issues. And honestly, I don't think it's different for anybody. There's no right way to make sure your child will be emotionally and mentally healthier. It's just frustrating.”
“The country was in peril; he was jeopardizing his traditional rights of freedom and independence by daring to exercise them.”

Source : Joseph Heller (1999). “Catch-22: A Novel”, p.373, Simon and Schuster

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