"The last time I drank, I drove into a ditch, which doesn't sound like that big of a deal, but I stopped at the ditch, looked left and right, then drove into the ditch."

-- Jimmy Pardo

#Drinking Quotes #Lasts Quotes #Sound Quotes

“If I kill you, you'll be awake, you'll be facing me, and you'll be armed.”
“I didn't go to the cinema a lot when I was young.”
“Locked together in hatred. But I can't hate you Louis. Louis my love, I was mortal till you gave me your immortal kiss. You became my mother, and my father, and so I'm yours forever. But now it's time to end it, Louis. Now it's time to leave him. - Claudia, 'Interview with a Vampire”
“I know we will create a society where there are no rich or poor, no people without work or beauty in their lives, where money itself will disappear, where we shall all be brothers and sisters, where every one will have enough.”
“Sometimes I sits and thinks. Other times I sits and drinks, but mostly I just sits.”

Source : Neal Cassady (2005). “Collected Letters, 1944-1967”, p.220, Penguin
“The news appeals to the same jaded appetite that makes a child tire of a toy as soon as it becomes familiar and demand a new one in its place.”
“I feel like I've come off as an outspoken woman. Sometimes I think I've come off as confrontational. But I feel like it's been pretty fair. Those are parts of me.”
“The snow again. White, white net of beauty, net of dream, trapping the earth, trapping the helpless heart of life ...”

Source : Martha Ostenso (1926). “The Dark Dawn”, New York : Dodd, Mead

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