"Yes. I didn't think there were any witnesses, so I guess I'll have to kill you too."

-- Jake Johannsen

#Food Quotes #Thinking Quotes #Witness Quotes

“You can't judge anyone for what they've done, because people change.”
“A devastating commentary on the war in Iraq is that we have been unable to spend money on infrastructure.”
“Being nonconfrontational allows people to feel like they can say anything they want.”
“We are all the subjects of impressions, and some of use seek to convey the impressions to others. In the art of communicating impressions lies the power of generalizing without losing that logical connection of parts to the whole which satisfies the mind.”
“Was this a betrayal, or was it an act of courage? Perhaps both. Neither one involves forethought: such things take place in an instant, in an eyeblink. This can only be because they have been rehearsed by us already, over and over, in silence and darkness; in such silence, such darkness, that we are ignorant of them ourselves. Blind but sure-footed, we step forward as if into a remembered dance.”
“Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn.”
“Don't get involved with anyone who doesn't respect his mother.”
“I do a lot of research, I try to think about how it relates to music and I just do a ton of drawing. It's much easier to work your ideas out that way.”

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